
A Candy portrait that's
disturbingly personal
Answer a few questions and he (yes, he) notices your patterns and builds a mix that feels uncomfortably specific.
ONE OF THESE IS YOURS. YOU'LL KNOW.
featured mixes
$29.99
How the custom mix works
Answer a few questions about yourself or someone else.
Get a candy mix that feels a little too accurate.
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Frequently Avoided Questions
We source primarily from Swedish makers known for better texture and cleaner flavors.
A few pieces arrive from nearby places that meet the same high standards and behave well in groups.
Yessss. Everything we carry is 100% vegan.
No gelatin, no exceptions, and no mystery ingredients.
The correct question is who is Deercat.
He’s a quiet, observant creature who lives in the space between feeling and flavor - and he's unusually certain about what candy belongs to whom.
He doesn’t explain his decisions.
He’s almost always right.
Partly in Brooklyn.
Partly in the Between.
Shipping happens from the Brooklyn side.
We currently ship across the United States.
If you’re somewhere farther away, write to us. Candy has been known to travel.






















